So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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