The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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