i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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