In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
