sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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