he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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