the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The Olympian is in my bed
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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