These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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