If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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