Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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