I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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