Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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