If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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