but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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