Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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