hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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