I want to walk on stilts...naked
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
