i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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