I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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