First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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