Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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