atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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