Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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