Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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