Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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