at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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