Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
