Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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