Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
