scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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