if i can run in heels then i can drive
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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