winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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