i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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