When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
well, you know. whores of a feather.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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