I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I AM VODKA MAN
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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