so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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