Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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