Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
