I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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