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i barfeds in our rink
they need to just BURY HIM!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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