this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
