Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
