dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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