It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
