I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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