I want to stick my p in your. b.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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