whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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