if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
