His pubic hair was longer than his dick
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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