we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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